"Screw Your Courage to the Sticking-Place"

Ah, Lady Macbeth admonishes. This all started with the idea of a newel post. We have one. I leave all sorts of stuff there for Marian, telling her: "I left the xxx on the newel post." So, the idea of a poem around newel post has been percolating in my mind. And the quote from Shakespeare popped up from somewhere, too. Here are ideas for titles of a newel post poem:




Screw Your Scourge to the Newel Post
Screw Your Porridge to the Newel Post
Screw Your Baggage to the Newel Post
Spew Your Porridge on the Newel Post
Queue Your Scourge on the Newel Post
Queue Your Baggage by the Newel Post
Glue Your Porridge on the Newel Post
Strew Your Homage on the Newel Post
Stew Your Porridge by the Newel Post
Haiku Your Homage by the Newel Post
Throw Your Porridge on the Newel Post
Lick Your Postage by the Newel Post
Leave Your Mortgage on the Newel Post

I am open to suggestions.