He/She is ...

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not the brightest lightbulb in the box
not the brightest crayon in the box
not the brightest bulb on the porch.
not the brightest bulb in the chandelier
not the brightest penny in the bunch
not the brightest balloon in the bunch

not the sharpest pencil in the box
not the sharpest tool in the shed
not the sharpest crayon in the box
not the sharpest razor in the pack

not the ripest fruit on the vine
not the fastest gun in the west
not the one thinking at warp speed
not the highest card in the deck

a few bricks shy of a load.
not playing with a full deck
one crayon short of a full set
a little low on wattage
His/her elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
All her puppies don't bark.
a few screws short of a hardware store.
a few peas short of a casserole.
The gates are down and the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
His/her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
A nice person, but the oars don’t reach the water

Some odd/mixed ones
not the brightest shelf on the knife.
not the brightest tool in the shed