Please Forward to Everyone on Your Email List

The sender of this email and all who forward it in the future are idiots. We always forward emails no matter what their content as long as someone tells us to share them with everyone we know. We include names and email addresses not only of those to whom we are forwarding a message, but also all those that are a part of the forwarded forwarded messages we forward. We never use BCC for our recipients and always use TO. We like to pass along virus warnings even though they are old hoaxes. We rarely use discretion or verify supposed facts or allegations before forwarding. And we love to pass along chain letters promising riches or miraculous cures if only the chain letter is sent out to everyone you know.

Please, warn all your friends by forwarding this message to everyone in your email address book and ask them to forward it to all in their email address book with the message to forward it to all in their email address book.